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That awkward moment when a guy hits on you at a bar by saying he would like to be Don Quixote’s jousting stick to your windmill.


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Feb 23, 2012 12:55 AM - Party - by rahja808 (man)

 

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Just heard a guy proclaim his love for a girl in a bookstore by saying that if her name was pulled during the Reaping, he would take her place as tribute.


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Feb 23, 2012 12:55 AM - Miscellaneous - by wraiths2shadows (man)

 

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My nephew is visiting. We have made a fort in the living room out of empty beer cases. Does this make me the cool uncle or the creepy uncle everyone avoids at family gatherings?


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Feb 23, 2012 12:54 AM - Miscellaneous - by fatkidd14 (man)

 

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Feb 23, 2012 12:54 AM - Photo - by pipboy (man)

 

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Feb 23, 2012 12:54 AM - Photo - by leapfrog (man)

 

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Feb 23, 2012 12:54 AM - Photo - by roggadat (man)

 

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Feb 23, 2012 12:54 AM - Photo - by jdeezy (man)

 

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Feb 23, 2012 12:54 AM - Photo - by lawrence99 (man)

 

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