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When Stephen Hawking's is "riding dirty" it's because he shit himself.


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Jun 28, 2011 03:19 PM - Miscellaneous - by DJoftheMoment (man)

 

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put my tampon in the wrong hole again!!! I hate when I do that!!!


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Oct 10, 2010 10:48 AM - Miscellaneous - by shannon (woman)

 

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Go home Occupy LA!... Actually, don't. I want to see you get pepper sprayed.


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Nov 28, 2011 11:07 AM - Miscellaneous - by taylor (man)

 

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This is one way of making sure that your wife does not nag you to do laundry anymore…


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Feb 14, 2012 04:01 PM - Video - by segoots14 (man)

 

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I called customer service for my cell phone account, and was ordered to refer to the service provider’s website to solve my problem. Man, I wish I could work at a place where I’m paid to turn away customers


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Feb 20, 2012 11:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by jeton97 (man)

 

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Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, never let a boy between your legs, they'll say you cute they'll say your fine and nine months later they say "It ain't mine"


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Apr 26, 2011 12:18 AM - Sex - by Johnny (man)

 

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Female driver? Shocking! I do love her reaction when she notices though…


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Feb 14, 2012 04:00 PM - Video - by tony1599 (man)

 

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I think this guy should scout ahead if he wants to keep doing this.


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Feb 14, 2012 04:01 PM - Video - by segoots14 (man)

 

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?...A quarter pounder with cheese.


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Jun 28, 2011 02:19 PM - Miscellaneous - by DJoftheMoment (man)

 

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I called customer service for my cell phone today. I swear if I ever see an Indian guy with a headset I'm gonna punch his face.


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Feb 8, 2012 11:46 AM - Miscellaneous - by fcrmadrid (man)

 

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