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Mar 23, 2012 02:25 AM - Party - by ted (man)

 

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Mar 23, 2012 02:16 AM - Party - by mike (man)

 

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Mar 19, 2012 11:03 PM - Party - by Casey (woman)

 

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That awkward moment when a guy hits on you at a bar by saying he would like to be Don Quixote’s jousting stick to your windmill.


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Feb 23, 2012 12:55 AM - Party - by rahja808 (man)

 

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In case you’re wondering, the divot left in an avocado after you take out the pit is the perfect size for a shot.


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Feb 23, 2012 12:53 AM - Party - by fatkidd14 (man)

 

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I was thinking about taking a trip to Mexico, but then I realized I could drink awful tequila and get arrested just fine in my own country.


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Feb 16, 2012 05:08 PM - Party - by lilbitty38 (man)

 

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That awkward moment when the phone number the hot bartender writes on your napkin is actually the number to Alcoholics Anonymous.


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Feb 16, 2012 04:57 PM - Party - by icaruscuh (man)

 

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If you’re looking for a good time, dress up as Waldo and show up at a frat party. Drunk people will spend the rest of the night “finding” you.


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Feb 23, 2012 01:02 PM - Party - by acaniezo (woman)

 

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It’s “for a good time, call (insert number).” The comma is important. Love, the girl who corrects bad bathroom stall grammar with a sharpie.


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Feb 22, 2012 11:24 PM - Party - by h3idi20 (woman)

 

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Apparently drunk me invented a new form of bowling last night. It involves throwing the ball into the next lane to knock out the other guy’s ball. Drunk Bowling Croquet.


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Feb 22, 2012 11:15 PM - Party - by ryster82 (man)

 

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