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Just heard a guy proclaim his love for a girl in a bookstore by saying that if her name was pulled during the Reaping, he would take her place as tribute.

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Feb 23, 2012 12:55 AM - Miscellaneous - by wraiths2shadows (man)

My nephew is visiting. We have made a fort in the living room out of empty beer cases. Does this make me the cool uncle or the creepy uncle everyone avoids at family gatherings?

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Feb 23, 2012 12:54 AM - Miscellaneous - by fatkidd14 (man)

I think Satan invented the snooze button on my alarm clock. The idea of that thing is just too twisted for mortal man

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Feb 23, 2012 12:53 AM - Miscellaneous - by mclovin01 (man)

I heard that 3-D printing is coming out? This is going to take internet porn to whole new levels.

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Feb 23, 2012 12:53 AM - Miscellaneous - by joey120 (man)

I am so sweet that I have been known to cause cavities.

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Feb 23, 2012 12:53 AM - Miscellaneous - by ano21noi (man)

Today I learned that sentimental attachment is the first step toward hoarding.

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Feb 23, 2012 12:53 AM - Miscellaneous - by luthoriem (man)

Why is everything that you can buy at the sharper image for sitting on my duff at home?

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Feb 23, 2012 12:53 AM - Miscellaneous - by medivilmono (man)

I hate people who won't make a decision, but always have an opinion on what I shouldn't do.

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Feb 20, 2012 11:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by miles2342 (man)

Is there a plural for poop? A whole lotta shit maybe.

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Feb 20, 2012 11:29 PM - Miscellaneous - by biddow (man)

I was sitting in traffic last night and I suddenly felt what it was like to be a scientologist: in a herd of dumbasses who all fell for the same sick joke.

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Feb 20, 2012 11:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by yoshi97 (man)

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