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Health

Being on a diet is like being a vampire. The hunger always wins.

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Feb 1, 2012 01:40 PM - Health - by gyrene8490 (man)

Does anybody update their status while sitting on the toilet?....... Ya me neither.

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Jan 31, 2012 01:20 AM - Health - by Booboo (man)

Just so you know, when you post pictures of food everyone starts thinking about your digestive system.

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Jan 29, 2012 12:22 PM - Health - by aria (woman)

I don’t need to get in shape. Round is a shape.

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Jan 23, 2012 01:50 AM - Health - by william (man)

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does anyone hear you fart?

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Jan 26, 2012 10:05 PM - Health - by funnyhahagirl (woman)

Note to self: do not eat Mexican food right before yoga class.

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Jan 15, 2012 01:54 AM - Health - by laura (woman)

So if I have my wisdom teeth removed, I can’t drink alcohol for 48 hours after the surgery. If I therefore decide to keep them, does that make me an alcoholic or a genius?

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Jan 15, 2012 01:54 AM - Health - by jake (man)

Just tried washing my face like they do in the commercials. There is now water in my ceiling and down the back of my shirt.

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Jan 14, 2012 10:48 AM - Health - by sarah (woman)

Just bought my dad a t-shirt that says “I Beat Anorexia.” He’s about 6’3, 285.

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Jan 13, 2012 04:48 PM - Health - by fletcher (man)

I ran a mile today. Annual quota met.

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Jan 10, 2012 10:31 PM - Health - by elyas (man)

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