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boss would not let me post this on my door... He just wanted to start some ^

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Mar 1, 2012 02:25 AM - Work - by Zen (woman)

Cheap labor...

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Feb 16, 2012 08:48 PM - Work - by DelLover (man)

When I’m at work, I hold the customer’s bag out to them while they sign the credit card slip. They automatically panic and hurry and get flustered. I’m a little sadistic.

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Jan 31, 2012 01:23 AM - Work - by agusindalu (man)

To the person who drank the last of the coffee and left the empty pot on the burner: I hope there’s a circle of hell specifically for you, one that involves eternal bikini waxes.

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Jan 31, 2012 01:18 AM - Work - by green (man)

There are 7 billion people in the world and somehow all the stupidest ones are concentrated on the one floor of my office.

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Jan 29, 2012 12:32 PM - Work - by clara (woman)

i was cleaning tables at my job with a spray bottle and an old man looks at me and tells me im a good squirter. he meant it innocently...or did he O.o

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Jan 28, 2012 02:57 PM - Work - by courtney (woman)

The appropriate response when your boss asks “in what position do you see yourself in five years?” is apparently NOT “one with your mom.”

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Jan 21, 2012 02:11 PM - Work - by jurnyman (man)

The girl in the office next to me has Twilight posters all over the walls. I ripped them down and replaced them with Interview With the Vampire posters. Let the games begin.

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Jan 21, 2012 02:00 PM - Work - by perico (man)

Whoever let the caterer bring chili does not sit downwind from Don’s cubicle. Also, I hate you.

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Jan 21, 2012 02:00 PM - Work - by eric (man)

That awkward moment when the guy two cubicles down asks you on a date and you just slowly back away until you’ve left the room.

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Jan 20, 2012 06:10 PM - Work - by patricia (woman)

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