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Money

either one works for me..

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Mar 4, 2012 02:22 PM - Money - by Dreamn (man)

What are times coming too...I love it

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Feb 29, 2012 08:24 PM - Money - by Cleanone (man)

If I was rich I would invest in more do it yourself projects. Here's the money, now do it yourself!

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Feb 23, 2012 12:53 AM - Money - by crazyburritoz (man)

Being paid on salary is a lot like eating celery. The value does not match the energy put into it, and it is aesthetically more pleasing than it is. When you take a bite, you find the strings attached. Then, they get stuck in your teeth. Celery also tastes a whole lot better with peanut butter. By the way, B.Y.O peanut butter.

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Feb 20, 2012 11:29 PM - Money - by greenleaffour (man)

I noticed that salary and slavery sound so much alike.

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Feb 20, 2012 11:31 PM - Money - by fernand50 (woman)

for half my friends out there...

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Feb 16, 2012 06:08 PM - Money - by cmac (woman)

I just exchanged a $50 bill for $50 in gold Sacagawea coins. I have a small velvet bag. I will now spend the rest of the day paying for things with my gold doubloons while saying “argh” to passerby.

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Jan 13, 2012 04:48 PM - Money - by sean (man)

If I had a dollar for every time I showed up to work on time and did a good job, I would have no dollars.

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Jan 5, 2012 09:32 PM - Money - by wallabee (man)

That awkward moment when you use a company credit card to buy tequila and you turn around and your boss is in line behind you.

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Jan 2, 2012 12:48 PM - Money - by john (man)

My daughter just asked if she could borrow 20 bucks. I gave her Monopoly money and she took it without questions. I’m wondering where I went wrong as a parent.

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Jan 2, 2012 12:48 PM - Money - by warren (man)

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